New Mayor Mandates Smiley Faces in Place of Dots Over the Letter "i"

In a move hailed as "awesome" by teen girls, new mayor Mike "The Hammer" McClusky has ordered that all citizens must now dot the letter "i" with a smiley face symbol. A mayoral spokesperson would not comment on the future of the letter "j." Local curmudgeons turned out in full force last night to protest the decision.